Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX
Talking on the plane
|Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government...
U.S. Air Force pilot
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Brand new drugs on the market!
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs...
Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Is there a God?
Is there a God?A billion Hindus can’t be wrong.