The Kennedys
Did you hear there is a new movie out about the Kennedys?It’s called Three...
Signs and notices 12
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...