CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
The Oil Crisis
There are a lot of folks that can’t understand how we ran out of...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A:...
Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
Why study Economics?
|Top reasons to study Economics1. Economists are armed and dangerous: “Watch out for our...