Heavenly golf
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
14 Lawyer Quickies.
Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent...
Behold I Cometh!
A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church,...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
New Yorkers arrived
One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street...
Yo mama has
one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much...