More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Buying a New Farm
|A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up...
Think You’re A Man?
Man is the king of his castle A king is a ruler A ruler...
New chemical warfare
|An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula...
Serving on the jury
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts…
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to...
Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
I’ve got good and bad
|I’ve got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough...
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...