Serious desease
A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know,...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
A dirty kid!
|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty...
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it...
Why is the section of body between a womans…
Q. Why is the section of body between a womans breasts and her croutch...
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world…
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level....
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Low self-esteem
|A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to...