Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
ELEMENT: WOMAN
ELEMENT: WOMANSYMBOL: WO DISCOVERER: ADAM ATOMIC MASS:Accepted as 53.6 Kg, but known to vary...
Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test…
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to...
Camel betting
Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to...
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they...
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
So Much Fun
A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his...