Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
A customer walks into a pharmacy…
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm…
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
Tell On You Too!
I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Chapter Eleven
Two old friends met one day after many years. One attended college, and now...
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck!
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck…1. “I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex”2....