Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
George Carlin: I’m a BAD American
George Carlin Speaks Out…I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.I am...
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...
Student Bloopers – Part I!
This is a collection of actual student bloopers collected by teachers from 8th grade...