Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?
Q: Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?A: The four...
Be afraid if you annoy this husband
|A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: “So your mother saysyour prayers for...
Martain Sex
A couple from earth has finally saved up enough money to take a vacation...