Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?Cause all the Cuban who can swim...
Huge criminal record
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Money Talks!
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look,...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom…
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...