Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
Two blondes were walking down the street…
Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk...
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
The copy machine handout
|In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One...
Big 10 Inch
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a...
Doggie Fashion
It has been studied and determined that the most often usedSexual position for married...
You Are A Geek If…
How do you know if you are a geek?Your computer cost $6,000 and your...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
Hungry Rooster
A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a...