Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed,...
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
For the man I love.
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a...
Three different kinds of sex
Did you know that once you get married, you can look forward to three...
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!