Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Mom’s Brownies Recipe
Mom’s Brownies Recipe…Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
Business Classified Definitions
ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION:You’ll be making under $7 an hour.ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY:You’ll be...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
You can’t bring that dog in this bar
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The Freudian Slip
The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked...
Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...
Holmes investigation
|Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!