Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was...
Courtroom Chaos
A man accused of robbing a bank was tried for the final time and...
St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
Mailmans Last Day
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Steal little things
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
Men writing the rules
|If Men Were to Rewrite “The Rules”Rule # 1 Anything we said six or...
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...