Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
Particular Kind Of Woman
The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for...
Fred and Harry
Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the...
Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
Difference Between A Man and Woman
A man and a woman were in 2 different cars. The man was going...