A small mistake
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear…
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around...
Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...
Is Windows a Virus
No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly –...
I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
Main Vice President
|Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he...
Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!