Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
Miss Most
What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!
A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
Knock Knock Jokes 15
Knock Knock Who’s there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! Knock...