My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
New Experience
There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for...
Ever Wonder?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fish sandwich...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou