Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
The River
In Church on Sunday morning, The preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching...
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip…
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a...