Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
Overheard In Airplane
The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Polak With Chainsaw
A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in...
Why did the woman cross the road?
Why did the women cross the road?Well thats not the point what is she...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
Like GST
Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST — Goods and Services Tax nowin...