A blind man in a store
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
How Do You Feel?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
Caterpillar jokes
|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Wear A Condom
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can...
How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...