In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
A big bird
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and...
You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Made for each other
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these...
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?By studying what oil spills...
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies…
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies.They would put them down...
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!