Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
Doing the Dishes
A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson. One dayhe has...
You’re not going to believe this!
A woman got a problem with her closet door – it was felling every...
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Disorderly conduct
|Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct...