Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
Tell what happened
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to...
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
Threaten with a knife
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress...
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A:...