The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
On the porch
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess...
Death of an Eel
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious....
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
How many sheep do I have?
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don’t live...
The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...