What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men rather than women?
Q. Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men ratherthan women? A. Because...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
He is a very smart dog
|I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was...
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
There goes another one
|Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea...