Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
Men Like BMWs
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.
Steal little things
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
How can you tell a blonde has been working on the…
Q: How can you tell a blonde has been working on the computer?A: There...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
More tail.
A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with...
Why did the boy…
Why did the boy take a ladder to school?It was a high school.
A Time of Weakness
Rosemary had been divorced for a few years and was finding life very lonely....
Attempts by the dumb
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...