Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
Mega moron awards
|MEGA MORON AWARDS Tennessee: A man successfully broke into a bank after hours and...
10 things to never say to a naked man…
Uh…top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww…that’s cute9. Well, at...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven…
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The...
A young teenager comes home from school…
A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, “Is it true...
Dog jokes 08
|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A:...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...