Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
Couple
There’s this couple and they’ve been dating for quite some time. He wants her...
Have you ever seen a Ghost?
A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the...
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...
Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...