If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
Adults have learned
|Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to...
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to…
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out...
The whole world could be happy
|Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air...
Quiet In Church
Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled,...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...