Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
Xmas Like A Day At the Office
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?You do all the work...
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...
The Wolf Man…HOWL!
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.”How...
Voodoo
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo...
Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!