The approach of winter
Dec. 8 5:00 p.m. – It’s starting to snow, the first of the season,...
Dead blonde in a closet?
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My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill…
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by?.swallowing 100 pain...
Toddler Miracle Diet!
New Miracle Diet!Flabby people are always on the lookout for a new diet. The...
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample…
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At...
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.