The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
The new warden
A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden....
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
Hair Growth
A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try…
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So...
imigration test
You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to...
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...