Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
A Round of Golf
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...
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I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like...
The New Samurai
Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor.This emperor...
How Man Takes A Bubble Bath
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...