30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....
Congress Reduces Solar System
A Press Release -WASHINGTON D.C. The House Appropriations subcommittee on NASA oversight, in another...
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...
Mark Your Calendar
A very important event is going to happen on May the 4th. I’m telling...
Polaks Building A House
These two Polaks are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...