Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
Chinese Couple
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy,...
The Y2K Blonde!
Blonde secretary’s memo to her boss:TO: My BossFROM: BlondieSUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2KI hope...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
Med Examination
A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very...
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
Old & New concerns.
Old & New concerns for the baby boomers:Then: Long hair.Now: Longing for hair.Then: KegNow:...
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
Strange people are here
|There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in...