My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
Blonde on blonde
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand...
Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...
Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A:...
Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
Give Me An Ear!
This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...