Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
Refrigerated Pussy
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Two lawyers walking through the woods
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Be Politically Correct With Women
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Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
My Darling Son Letter!
Dearest Darling Son and That Person You Married,Merry Christmas to you, and please don’t...
How are men like UFOs?
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These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...