Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
Which PMS Medicine Bottle?
How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It’s the one with bite...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?
Here’s a pretty nasty one:Why are they having such a hard time finding a...
Women Quotes
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought...
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? – In real life, men aren’t...
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.