Because I’m a Guy!
Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while...
Look at me!
A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He...
headmasters and bullfrogs
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What are you doing, Tommy?
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Pickup Lines
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Getting married
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Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7
A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2005...
I am called a Princess
The United Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant...
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...