Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
Proper Manners
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari…
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50...
Poor batman!
A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
Definition of a Wife!
Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...