Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
Different Balls
A young couple had identical twin sons and nearly everyone had a heck of...
Equation of earnings
|The EquationEngineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now...
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
Easily Explained
A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to...
Blonde Swims the english Channel
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were...