Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
She’s Smoking
Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for...
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is...
Two gay men were in bed fooling around…
Two gay men were in bed fooling around when all of asudden the door...
Weathermen Are Nuts
Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10. Every night, his forecast is:...
My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...
Leroy’s homework assignment…
Leroy is given a homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...