The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
Represent Christmas
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
What a large crowd
|A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group...
Sore Throat
A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells...
Real advertisements 05
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Wanted....
GRAVITY KILLS
|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
One Dollar
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of...