Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
I’ll just wait till the Garda get here
|An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night,...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
Why do Farts stink?
Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.
The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....
Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...
Some Horny Guy
Once Upon A Time, there was a married woman, and she was not happy...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...