Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
This lady who was living in New York City had to get back…
This lady who was living in New York City had to get back toher...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
How do you tell if you are in a gay church?
How do you tell if you are in a gay church? Only half the...
The Frenchman and the Italian…
The Frenchman and the Italian were in the woods hunting together when suddenly a...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
Buckwheat ‘n Darla
Buckwheat and Darla were in school and the teacher asked Darla, ‘How do you...