Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
Free marriage ceremony
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
Sister and Priest
A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when...
Helping To Clean The Dishes
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse...
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET On Woman
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET Workplace Hazardous Materials InformationSystem ———————————————————————-Substance: Woman Manufacturer: God Typical Size:...