New Rules!
Dear Employee:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we...
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
A young couple decided to wed…
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...
Bar Joke
A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
Psychiatrists and Patients
How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the...