Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
Men Exercise On the Beach
How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
5 flies in the kitchen
|If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one...
Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...
Curing a Cough
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily...
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
Eye-Popping Tongue Twister
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...