Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday…
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s...
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose...
Sleep well
Life Insurance Agent:Don’t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight,...
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
A Sleepwalker
A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem.”My husband,” she...