People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side…
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers...
Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Calling in Sick….
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What sexual position makes an ugly baby?
What sexual position makes an ugly baby? Ask your mom!
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam…
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named...
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment…
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment. They weredown to three recruits,...
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
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